Get ready for a tour of duty unlike any you've ever seen! In "Jonly Nonly #13 - WDR Battle," the gang – Earf, Jonly, K-Dizzle, Calvereena, and Jeffers – decide to spice things up by signing up for the military. What follows is a chaotic, fourth-wall-breaking adventure that skewers military life and traditional storytelling! Boot camp is a breeze, lasting only four pages before the crew graduates, earning a place in "Sergeant Blinky's Brigade of Fantastic!". But excitement quickly gives way to absurdity. Instead of intense combat, our heroes find themselves guarding literal posts redacted, being labeled "useless in that fight", and assigned mind-numbingly boring jobs. Adding to the madness are Calvereena's boundary-pushing jokes, which even get him slapped and labeled as "low key homophobic" by Lt. Awesome Stance. The comic is packed with crude humor and embraces its own ridiculousness at every turn. But the real battle isn't fought with bullets – it's settled with an Epic Dance And Rap battle against the Green Guys! Witness bizarre ballroom dancing, questionable breakdancing, and unexpected rap skills as the fate of the war hangs in the balance. Joining in this issue is everyone favorite Sergeant in the Military, Sergeant Blinky and his trusty number one Lt. Awesome-Stance for an issue that's short on sense but long on laughs, meta-commentary, and military absurdity. Prepare for a war resolved by dance moves and rhymes! And be warned: the notebook is passed at the end, hinting that the next issue is going to be even wilder. Cover A - Regular by Greg Waronchak Cover B - Classic Jonly by J Horsley III