I love this, yes I love this... and now I can in good conscience say so. I'm treating and reading it as satire and have been since issue 1. You should too,if you haven't been already. Heck, even the author himself is. I noticed this little detail on page 3 of the actual comic, thanks to cryptocomic's wonderful ability to let you zoom in and read the fine print (ie the publishing remarks and trademarks and what not on every comic's intro page ...) "...This story and the characters featured therein should logically be considered to be pure fantasy. Nothing in this issue of Metal Cult Comix represents anything outside the demented mind of Dionysis. If you are offended by anything depicted or written,you should know exactly who to blame." ...(and now my favorite part,rewritten in all caps) "BY THE WAY, IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED AND/OR NOT AN ADULT, PLEASE PUT THE *BLEEPING* BOOK DOWN RIGHT NOW. IT IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY AND THIS IS CLEARLY STATED ON THE COVER..." ... so yeah. as a mature adult, I love this,and you will too. Heck, you're already on the 3rd issue,so you probably already agree with me! XD Whelp,onto issue #4. :)